During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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