The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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