She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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