u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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