True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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