the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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