I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
