I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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