Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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