So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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