That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
