How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We are two peas in an std pod
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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