There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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