Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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