belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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