Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i believe in u and ur pee
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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