am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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