My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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