do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Randomize
