and you said cock pushups were impossible
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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