pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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