alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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