My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
