Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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