haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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