I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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