just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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