Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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