An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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