That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Houston, we have a blender
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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