if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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