I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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