a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
