i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
they need to just BURY HIM!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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