you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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