it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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