whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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