ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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