Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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