Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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