hotel room ftw
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My feet surprised me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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