White coat. Heels.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
only you would photoshop your dick
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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