The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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