i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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