Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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