I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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