the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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