i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
its liver damage thursday
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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