found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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