it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
high people should be assigned attendants
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
