shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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